What? Who the hell are you?
Alright, seriously. I'm a freelance web developer and a #lifestyledesign coach.
So if you're looking for an awesome website, you're in the right place (unless you want e-commerce - I hate doing that shit).
Or if you're looking to get "more" from life, I might be your guy, too. *Terms and conditions apply.
I like working with coaches, consultants, and people who call themselves "rockstars", "ninjas" & "gurus". I make sweet, sweet website love to them (Um, I mean, I make sweet, sweet websites for them).
I like working with small businesses looking to attract more local customers through SEO.
I'll Google your business up the wazoo.
I fucking hate e-commerce. What a kick in the balls that is. Don't waste my time.
I work best with committed, driven men who are tired of going through the same old shit day after day, year after year.
I enjoy working with family men, or men that are at least in a long term relationship of any flavour.
*I can't work with you if you expect me to do the work for you, or if you like to blame others and complain. Or if you're just a dick.